James Esus

Get the UCI round to the Irish mans house he is taking extra skooshes of his salbutamol inhaler!!!
Gravity and a lard arse has its benefits taking 2 seconds outta Paul Mc!!!!❤️

Get the UCI round to the Irish mans house he is taking extra skooshes of his salbutamol inhaler!!!
Gravity and a lard arse has its benefits taking 2 seconds outta Paul Mc!!!!❤️

Get the UCI round to the Irish mans house he is taking extra skooshes of his salbutamol inhaler!!!
Gravity and a lard arse has its benefits taking 2 seconds outta Paul Mc!!!!❤️

Stage 1 of comeback - Shout abuse at you all waiting at the bus stop from the safety of my car!
Stage 2 - actually come out and get my rather large bottom handed to me on a plate!!
Looked a really healthy turnout!
You all miss me!
J. Udas
 
 

Stage 1 of comeback - Shout abuse at you all waiting at the bus stop from the safety of my car!
Stage 2 - actually come out and get my rather large bottom handed to me on a plate!!
Looked a really healthy turnout!
You all miss me!
J. Udas
 
 

Stage 1 of comeback - Shout abuse at you all waiting at the bus stop from the safety of my car!
Stage 2 - actually come out and get my rather large bottom handed to me on a plate!!
Looked a really healthy turnout!
You all miss me!
J. Udas
 
 

Well done but Jesus u r going to b unbearable.

Crawler!!!

I'm in shock, on the boat after a single single. Got a bit emosh in last few miles as not being a TT person at all I honestly did not think I could do it. Wind was straight westerly which was cross wind up west coast and a bit unhelpful but hey ho. Happiest man in world right now. 😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ The way my legs feel I think I'll take up chess till track league starts 😳

You will be lucky if I don't get fed up a couple of days in and stop counting!!!!

Can we have a downhill segment next week please? 🤢

"Monkey house all the way up" Segment is pretty clear, get yer fat arses out and do it again!

Happy memories

Some possible changes to the World Champs this year. What are your thoughts?

First. Would anyone prefer it to change to a couple of 10 week leagues? A spring - summer one and a summer - autumn one. The reason for this is if someone is injured or misses the first few weeks then it's not going to set them miles back for the rest of the year playing catch up. In between each 10 week block then there will be a couple of weeks where something different can be tried - perhaps an APR or two if there is enough interest.
 
Alternatively just stick to the one competition same as last year (which was over 23 weeks i think)

Second. Changing the course from time to time to keep things fresh. it will mostly be the usual chaingang route but as the nights get lighter then every so often this will change to the extended loop (route as normal, then back through Bishopton past the Monkey House and finish at the Houston 30) and also the Sewing Bee route to give a different sort of challenge and mix things up a bit.
 
I had thought about altering the scoring so there were more placings available (eg for the first 5 up the Clune and first 5 at the finish) but i think this might make things a bit difficult to remember so instead of this how about a weekly strava segment challenge?
 
This will run alongside the Thursday nights, and is for a virtual points jersey and will give those who cant make a Thursday a chance to take part.
Every week i'll pick a strava segment and the fastest riders on that segment over the course of that week can get points - 6 points for 1st, 5 for 2nd, 4 for 3rd and 3 for 4th, 2 for 5th. 1 Point for everyone else that completes the segment. This will run Monday to Sunday and you can have as many attempts at setting a time as you like. The scores will get added to the following weeks chaingang score. The points jersey will also be a seperate competition that runs all through the summer so you dont need to take part in the chain gang to take part in this.

Some of these segments will be climbs, some will be flat, some will be sprints and some longer efforts. I'll try to choose a stretch of road that doesnt feature on regular club runs and also try and spread it out around the area so everyone has a local one to attempt a few times when the wind conditions are just right.
 
 

I thought it was restrictive gear as in bib shorts that were too tight, neck braces and leather vests!!

Apart from the buying anything else different ?

Can we have a ride captains bib?!? If not I'm making one up!!!

Robbie
Always said u were a patient man

Charlie....defo time to grow a beard and get Audaxing....speedy recovery.

Won't be appropriately proportioned height to weight ready for DA in April (I'm too short for my weight)
 
So will provide a gigantic windbreak for the first lap then cycle in reverse and provide some rest bite for the last few miles!!

Heard this on Radio 1 today, It's a sign!!!

Heard this on Radio 1 today, It's a sign!!!

Departing Houston at 6:30 for some loopage of some ascending gradients around the local area.
 
Everyone welcome apart from;
 
George - No Explanation needed
Billy - Rubbish Chat!
Alan - Too good looking!
Robbie - Too light!
Snoddy - Can bet me up the Hills!
Paul Leavy - Can't make out what he says!
MacDonald - Because of his Arran Tick!
Ginty- Has bigger Calves than me!
Charlie- He is too nice!
Gummers - Cause that is how rumors start!
 
Anyone?

Departing Houston at 6:30 for some loopage of some ascending gradients around the local area.
 
Everyone welcome apart from;
 
George - No Explanation needed
Billy - Rubbish Chat!
Alan - Too good looking!
Robbie - Too light!
Snoddy - Can bet me up the Hills!
Paul Leavy - Can't make out what he says!
MacDonald - Because of his Arran Tick!
Ginty- Has bigger Calves than me!
Charlie- He is too nice!
Gummers - Cause that is how rumors start!
 
Anyone?

Departing Houston at 6:30 for some loopage of some ascending gradients around the local area.
 
Everyone welcome apart from;
 
George - No Explanation needed
Billy - Rubbish Chat!
Alan - Too good looking!
Robbie - Too light!
Snoddy - Can bet me up the Hills!
Paul Leavy - Can't make out what he says!
MacDonald - Because of his Arran Tick!
Ginty- Has bigger Calves than me!
Charlie- He is too nice!
Gummers - Cause that is how rumors start!
 
Anyone?