James Esus

I live on this segment!!!!!!

Prepare for 100 + attempts!

Think I will go and buy a "caravan" for my attempts  or can I borrow Leavy's?

Get the UCI round to the Irish mans house he is taking extra skooshes of his salbutamol inhaler!!!

Gravity and a lard arse has its benefits taking 2 seconds outta Paul Mc!!!!❤️

Stage 1 of comeback - Shout abuse at you all waiting at the bus stop from the safety of my car!

Stage 2 - actually come out and get my rather large bottom handed to me on a plate!!

Looked a really healthy turnout!

You all miss me!

J. Udas

Ten point buy in today!!! Will update lists tomorrow!!

My hero!!!!!

Jesus, stage 1 is tomorrow in my book, today is prologue. Just sayin that cause I was gonna put in names tonight

Forgot to say!! P Mcdonald gets a free buy in due to his mammoth S.S.S.A effort today!!

Stage 1 has started you can have a 5 point buy in but stage one doesn't count!!! Get your entries in!!!

Are we going to get daily updates on standings? like Jan does with his spreadsheet. 😉 Hope so 😆

You will be lucky if I don't get fed up a couple of days in and stop counting!!!!

My 5 are;

Sagan

Kittel

Bardet

Froome

Fuglsang

Make it easy,

Pick 5 Riders

Overall winner = 20 points

2nd = 15 points

3rd = 10 points

White/green/polka = 10 points

Stage win = 5 points

Entries close before the start of stage 1!!

Winner gets a pat on the back!!

Ask Gummers, he uses one to go to the toilet!

I thought it was restrictive gear as in bib shorts that were too tight, neck braces and leather vests!!

That would be great!

Thanks!

Hey

Does anyone have a child trailer that I could possibly borrow for a couple of days during the Easter holidays!

Beer or chocolate as payment!

Thanks!! X

We could also have a prize for best run captain, for my run I'm buying the coffee and letting everyone beat me up the hills!

Can we have a ride captains bib?!? If not I'm making one up!!!

Rosneath Peninsula 16th

Sound's good, I'm in.

Hahaha Robbie eats!!! That's a good one!!!

Won't be appropriately proportioned height to weight ready for DA in April (I'm too short for my weight)

So will provide a gigantic windbreak for the first lap then cycle in reverse and provide some rest bite for the last few miles!!

Heard this on Radio 1 today, It's a sign!!!

Out for a wee soiree tonight, roaming and a gloaming around Renfrewshire's finest lumps and bumps.

As I had no takers last time everyone is welcome...................................

APART FROM GEORGE!

x

Departing Houston at 6:30 for some loopage of some ascending gradients around the local area.

Everyone welcome apart from;

George - No Explanation needed

Billy - Rubbish Chat!

Alan - Too good looking!

Robbie - Too light!

Snoddy - Can bet me up the Hills!

Paul Leavy - Can't make out what he says!

MacDonald - Because of his Arran Tick!

Ginty- Has bigger Calves than me!

Charlie- He is too nice!

Gummers - Cause that is how rumors start!

Anyone?

I'm only sleeping top to tail though!!!

Could be

Is that the "strapping ex pro footballer" Alan Mcbride??

Is he cheating on me??