Committee Alan McLean Posted July 15, 2015 Committee Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Tour de France on Sky has really been animated for me by John Degenkolb's wooden performance in his Alpecin Caffeine Shampoo advert. I usually fast forward the ads but I now slow the segments to savour each of his utterly wooden toe-curling appearances. It is even better than the old sonorous "Sidi:cycling shoes" ad. Even better: I now want to get some to improve my sprinting, even if it only helps 2%. Marginal gains etc. Anyone know where I can get some locally ? (I should really be out riding instead of wasting my time here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Subscriptions George Posted July 15, 2015 2023 Subscriptions Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I think they have Marcel Kittel doing an advert too. Took me three watches to figure out he was saying "I like my hair" I like his hair too. He does look like a cross between Ross Toole & Dolph Lungren tho. As for Degenkolb, I can't take anyone with a moustache seriously. Especially cyclists. I make an exception for Hitler, Sadam Hussein & my mother in law as they were all very serious cruel dictator types. Not to be taken lightly in any way shape or form. Back to shampoo, I used to use head & shoulders shampoo. Now I just use shoulders robster82, P McDonald, Big Al and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Subscriptions thejanullrichdietplan Posted July 15, 2015 2023 Subscriptions Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 He needs some of the POC sunglasses that were all the rage last year then he could be part of the Miami Vice bike patrol He'd be qualified for that too - before he was a cyclist he was an actual cop, alongside Tony Martin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Subscriptions George Posted July 16, 2015 2023 Subscriptions Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Just like Richie Cross. Richie is a polis too. Not so much a cyclist tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Cross Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Not much of a polis either to be fair. Too nice I think Might get out on the bike tonight. Some midweek madness with the Dunlop Cycle Club easy rider group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EPCC Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 To be fair I would just like some hair so I could try it Richie Cross 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Subscriptions PaulL Posted July 16, 2015 2023 Subscriptions Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I bought some last night... Tastes ok but my hair is unchanged? gregbalden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Subscriptions Gummers Posted July 18, 2015 2023 Subscriptions Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 To be honest for a man gingerly working on his bike, being confronted by an arm thrusting caffiene mixture in his face I thought he was very composed. Thinking of getting some to mix with my morning cappuccino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Subscriptions P McDonald Posted July 19, 2015 2023 Subscriptions Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 If you're old enough to remember Village People, they of YMCA fame, then you'll know that Tony and John missed their calling in life, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Committee Alan McLean Posted July 22, 2015 Author Committee Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 This club is beyond salvation gregbalden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenMcD Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I had an old espresso machine AND some old Head n Shoulders, my hair is now lush. Any pro teams looking for a potential cash cow please post up. A 'tache will cost extra though.( and may take a while). gregbalden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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