James Esus

I live on this segment!!!!!! Prepare for 100 + attempts! Think I will go and buy a "caravan" for my attempts or can I borrow Leavy's?

Get the UCI round to the Irish mans house he is taking extra skooshes of his salbutamol inhaler!!! Gravity and a lard arse has its benefits taking 2 seconds outta Paul Mc!!!!❤️

Stage 1 of comeback - Shout abuse at you all waiting at the bus stop from the safety of my car! Stage 2 - actually come out and get my rather large bottom handed to me on a plate!! Looked a really healthy turnout! You all miss me! J. Udas

Ten point buy in today!!! Will update lists tomorrow!!

My hero!!!!!

Forgot to say!! P Mcdonald gets a free buy in due to his mammoth S.S.S.A effort today!!

Stage 1 has started you can have a 5 point buy in but stage one doesn't count!!! Get your entries in!!!

You will be lucky if I don't get fed up a couple of days in and stop counting!!!!

My 5 are; Sagan Kittel Bardet Froome Fuglsang

Make it easy, Pick 5 Riders Overall winner = 20 points 2nd = 15 points 3rd = 10 points White/green/polka = 10 points Stage win = 5 points Entries close before the start of stage 1!! Winner gets a pat on the back!!

Ask Gummers, he uses one to go to the toilet!

I thought it was restrictive gear as in bib shorts that were too tight, neck braces and leather vests!!

That would be great! Thanks!

Hey Does anyone have a child trailer that I could possibly borrow for a couple of days during the Easter holidays! Beer or chocolate as payment! Thanks!! X

We could also have a prize for best run captain, for my run I'm buying the coffee and letting everyone beat me up the hills!

Can we have a ride captains bib?!? If not I'm making one up!!!

Rosneath Peninsula 16th

Hahaha Robbie eats!!! That's a good one!!!

Won't be appropriately proportioned height to weight ready for DA in April (I'm too short for my weight) So will provide a gigantic windbreak for the first lap then cycle in reverse and provide some rest bite for the last few miles!!

Heard this on Radio 1 today, It's a sign!!!

Out for a wee soiree tonight, roaming and a gloaming around Renfrewshire's finest lumps and bumps. As I had no takers last time everyone is welcome................................... APART FROM GEORGE! x

Departing Houston at 6:30 for some loopage of some ascending gradients around the local area. Everyone welcome apart from; George - No Explanation needed Billy - Rubbish Chat! Alan - Too good looking! Robbie - Too light! Snoddy - Can bet me up the Hills! Paul Leavy - Can't make out what he says! MacDonald - Because of his Arran Tick! Ginty- Has bigger Calves than me! Charlie- He is too nice! Gummers - Cause that is how rumors start! Anyone?

I'm only sleeping top to tail though!!!

Is that the "strapping ex pro footballer" Alan Mcbride??

Is he cheating on me??