Penelope

Afraid I can't make it now. Anniversary celebrations brought forward. Apparently

Steward is bad very very bad

Gumley takes Clune then intermediate sprint. Almost track stand psych out on Georgetown then Alex turns up in BMW. Gumley loses concentration and Jan attacks to take the Georgetown sprint.
 
Points even on a two man Bunch!!

"Monkey house all the way up" Segment is pretty clear, get yer fat arses out and do it again!

I held up the bunch because it sounded like chaos behind on the westferry! It was a borderline call but ended up as excellent chase down Georgetown Road.

With 2 happening at once because a pothole wasnt shouted then collectively the bunch holds some of the fault rather than it just being down to bad luck so it seems fair what happened.
 
Anyway not everyone stopped so didnt ruin anyones training and those that waited still got their training in too.

With the neutralisation on the west ferry ive taken the KOM points from Strava times (although Alan gets 1 for being 3rd up in the group that stopped). Will amend results if anyone uploads a faster time. Anyway strong performance from Marc tonight, attacking on the Georgetown getting caught and then taking the sprint at the end!


 
I know we dont normally stop for mechanicals on the chaingang but when 2 get one at the same time from the same pothole then whoever it was that suggested we stop at the layby made the right call.
 
Not a dig at anyone in particular (im probably at fault too) but be a little louder with the shouts for holes on the road and remember to pass any signal on down the line.

Bad night, Me and Jesse punctured on the West Ferry then Jesse again on the Clune, chucked it in Briggy, try again next week...

Ahaaa Penelope reveals herself! Brilliant!

Errr do i not qualify for 2x KOM?… leaving bishy or for the QOM up the clune for points??…. is this a male focused award scheme? or do i need to change gender to be awarded points in the KOM cat?…..   .  I'm aware equal rights is controversial…..    Come with me to the Casbah.  Gawn, gie's a kiss.

Errr do i not qualify for 2x KOM?… leaving bishy or for the QOM up the clune for points??…. is this a male focused award scheme? or do i need to change gender to be awarded points in the KOM cat?…..   .  I'm aware equal rights is controversial…..    Come with me to the Casbah.  Gawn, gie's a kiss.

yeah 6.30 sounds good should be enough light now for everyones ride home
 
This weeks results (think its correct) and overall.
 
 

How far will tomorrow be then from the Erskine bridge?   A wee bit of help. 

Wow wow wow hod the bus..I've just realised you only get 3 points for topping the Clune and 6 for hanging on and jumping the line on the GT. is this right? Surly not...
 
 
 
Great night by the way...through and off and a tough pace with considerate clean riding.. showing up the Renfrew bunch and not just with the pace

In case I am not there please be aware we may be joined by a couple of refugees from Renfrew Bunch FB page looking for a club. I am sure you will make them welcome.
 
GIven our average age seems older than Telegraph demographic we could probably do with new members.