Well I'm very reassured that the government are protecting society from this stealth cyclist menace. (Ladyman - is that his real name? Surely not). Sources advise that next on the list is to tackle the dog owner menace, compulsary equipment to include attached leads (fixed length, two foot maximum), muzzles and close fitting dog nappies. After that they move onto the big one, high viz marking and warning lights for slow moving child buggies. Eventually that will be replaced by the child buggie monorail system on all pavements and paths. Makes you proud to be a tax payer.
