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(It might be best not to let Her Indoors read this but I hope it might help someone somewhere....)

 

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Upgrading to Wife 1.0

 

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications.

He is now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialisation where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNight v10.3 , Bachelor Party v2.5, and DownThePub v7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though the apps worked fine before).

 

Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law v55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

 

Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife v2.0 :

A "don't remind me again" button.

Minimize button.

Ability to delete the "headache" file

An install feature that provides an option to uninstall 2.0 version without loss of other system resources.

An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" allowing the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful/effective.

 

I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0

Even here, however, I have found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 4.0 on top of Girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first, otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. Other users have told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of. Guess that explains what happened to versions 1 and 2.

To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another identified problem is that all versions of Girflriend have annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0!

 

VIRUS ALERT

All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, then Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Once that happens, Mistress 1.1 won't install and you will get an "insufficient resources" error message.

To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and "never" run any file transfer applications (such as Laplink) between the two systems and don't even think about a shared directory!!!!!!!!!

 

Yoooors,

 

Iain.

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