George

I scrolled through my Zwift companion thingy, looking for it-no sign. Think Zwift is too new wave for me.

Couldn’t find the ride. Solo Zwifting for me.

I haven’t got an invite 🙄

Ian is this specific to Tacx Neo? I have a kicker and just let Zwift do it’s thing. also-what difference does a non smart trainer make?

Mark, what do you mean by putting turbo resistance up to 100%? I just let Zwift control my turbo. I still suspect some folk are at it.

Just type in name of Zwifter you want to follow on the companion app and send a follow request to them.

Yes, I intend to go on a crash diet and lose two stone by tomorrow night.

How did that work out for you? I got pumped out at 10 miles. I lack whatever attributes are required to Zwift.

I’m still not sure what’s going on. Are people still able to charge away despite there being this sticky draft thing? Andy was miles ahead with Richie. Richie then left but was still “there” then Darryl went ahead with Greg O even though Greg seemed to be showing zero watts. Is it just Zwift playing up?

Ian, why not have a big hill and give points for the first 5 up it then a big long flat bit with a sprint at the end of it with points for the first 5 there too? 😉

Think Zwift is struggling. I tried to get on a race just now. Currently 25000 people zwifting. Poor Scotty in engineering must be working overtime

Another tip is to try and get to the front before Bishy Hill so you can drift back through the bunch. #wilyoldpro

Drop your Zwift profile by 10 kilos. Everyone else does 😉

Did anyone watch Zwift Flanders on Eurosport? Thought it would be nonsense but actually very good. Scary wattage and amazing to see how powerful the pros look on their turbos 👏

I got a fan that’s on a telescopic stand from B&Q a couple of years ago-cost £12. Makes a huge difference. They are still open for click & collect. or you could drop a few hundred quid on one of those Wahoo wind things.

I take myself far too seriously to joke about this sort of thing. You are all blocked 🥊

Urgh.

Tried again tonight. Eyeballs out at start but Zwift showing speed of 14mph on what looked to be flat. Binned it.

I think Zwift assign you an FTP based on your ride performances but you can do an FTP test. There are 3 different types in the training section. It only works if other people are honest about their weight, etc. There are ladies races, if that’s your preference.

It’s sad when my people turn to underhand technological sabotage to defeat me. A strongly worded email winging its way to the UCI & a letter of complaint to the Sunday Post.

Absolutely RAGING 😤

I’m riding but no invite?

Take a zero off ☹️

Only 300? Zone 2 for you 😉